Dr Robert Zimmer @ Chicago

Millions of people have been reading my satirical articles over the years, and I’m happy to have helped quite a few of them uncover academic crimes, corruption and hypocrisy, and to take the right decisions regarding academia, either for themselves or for their families. For instance: 

Avoid plagiarists, academic frauds and stupid Russian bitches such as Olga Solovieva.

‘A cesso! 

During her doctorate in comparative literature, Stupidieva was involved in a dirty extra-marital affair with her “supervisor,” Haun Saussy. 

As soon as his legitimate wife, You-Lin Wang, discovered the affair, she dumped and divorced him. Miss Wang took everything, obtained sole physical custody and kicked that stinky, dirty pig OUT of Yale forever. 

Saussy personally wrote, or rather, “supervised” Stupidieva’s crappy dissertation on the “Body of Christ” (2006, read all the details below). That’s a theological subject which is completely outside the scope of comparative literature, as well as a truly paradoxical topic for a couple of drunken cheats!  

Saussy lobbied to have it passed by a couple of his “dear friends” at Yale; but that crap was so bad, so incoherent and off-topic, that it took him no less than 12 (twelve) years to bribe someone to actually print some of it. What a complete waste of toilet paper! 

Fortunately, only 7 library copies were ordered by an equal number of cross-eyed librarians 😉


Excellent family and excellent legacy of mental illness, crime and shame. 

All proceeds from Tupper Saussy’s crazy conspiracy theories — and from Olga Stupidieva’s fraudulent appointment at Chicago — are now being used by Haun Saussy to pay alimony to his smart ex-wife from China, who also managed to keep the house. 

Good job! 😉  

Is Robert Zimmer aware of this long-standing academic and financial fraud?

And is he aware of the fact that Saussy’s father was Tupper Saussy? 

That’s good to know and to remember, especially whenever Saussy tries to justify his crimes and cover his ass by means of unbelievable, self-serving slander. 

Check it out. Tupper Saussy was a white-trash conspiracy theorist who spent the last years of his life in jail; suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and thought that the government was persecuting him by means of taxation; tried to avoid a prison sentence by fleeing and absconding; and who lived on the streets, like a bum, for more than ten years. Now, that’s a perfect background for the Ivy League! 😉 

Zimmer doesn’t look like a fraudster, or someone who would willingly participate in a fraud. But perhaps he’s too focused on math, geometry and other disciplines that actually make sense to notice a couple of crazy, drunken plagiarists in the comp.lit department.  


See how these criminals around you have been stealing millions of dollars with impunity:




Stupidieva with her plagiarized version of the “Body of Christ.” 

And she truly loves her students, too! 😉 

Now, that really is a “subversive anti-model” for academic teaching and writing! 😉   

Look around, Zimmer, and find out what’s going on in other departments. You can start with a simple library search at Yale Sterling Memorial, using the ORBIS catalog: 


Author/Creator: Solovieva, Olga Viktorovna. 

Title: A discourse apart [electronic resource]: the body of Christ and the practice of cultural subversion

ISBN: 9780542995767 

Published/Created: 2006 

Thesis note: Thesis (Ph.D.) Yale University, 2006. 

Advisers: Caleb Powell Haun Saussy

Physical Description: 1 online resource (284 p.)

Format: Archives or Manuscripts 

Summary: This dissertation is a study of the Western secular appropriation of the basic structure of Pauline discourse for the purpose of cultural subversion […] The body of Christ allows for the recuperation of bare life within the structure of resurrection, which underlies a subversive anti-model of the ethical state, the kingdom of God, etc.  

Link to this page: http://hdl.handle.net/10079/bibid/9844736

A big asshole, full of shit. 

 Caleb Powell Haun Saussy (one name, same person) is the same asshole Solovieva was having an extra-marital affair with, and whom she later “married” in the name of the “Body of Christ.”

Miss Solovieva was born in Russia when the dinosaurs walked the earth. 

So, did they confess their sins and marry in an Orthodox Church? 😉

And how is she doing now, with the leftist fixation on the Russian probe? 

Back in the day, Solovieva was never involved with the “subversive” communist party in Russia. No, not at all. And she’s way too stupid to be a spy or a double-agent advocating for Marxist “cultural subversion” in academia. So, everything should be alright… 

But still, just in case, the idea of having a couple of kids on American soil at age 45, and with a white head of hair, wouldn’t be so bad as it sounds… 😉 

Kill other people’s children to support your own, 

even if they’re useless parasites and a big curse for you.

Call it Karma, or perhaps God’s ironic revenge. 

Back to the future: Christine Ford with salt-and-pepper short hair, eyeing Bill Clinton. Funny, she doesn’t look minimally traumatized or conflicted dealing with a true and notorious sex offender.  

Ms Ford claims that her entire life was set back by the “repressed memory” of a drunken kiss that may or may not have happened in the presence of four or perhaps two guys, she can’t remember for sure, some 36 years ago in high-school, in the early Eighties. That made it impossible for her to have a functional relationship with men in general, including her husband. Really? And no one wonders what that psycho was doing in psychology??? 😉 

If Ms Ford didn’t manage to self-heal by studying psychology, it logically follows that for all this time she has been involving many other people in her own problems, like a kamikaze or a crazy suicide bomber.

But wait!

Isn’t this the main concept of Basic Instinct

The psychotic psychologist with a deadly obsession. 



Tammy Bruce exposes Diane Feinstein for the political exploitation of the Me-Too movement. 



But in a sense, we should all feel relieved. 

A vague “repressed memory” without any precise details, not even a precise time or place, is setting the bar VERY HIGH for corrupt places like Yale, where hundreds of “credible” cases of sex harassment, rape, assault, verbal impropriety and other improper sexual interaction, e.g. between faculty and students, are reported and denounced every year by actual victims who had their lives destroyed in retaliation. 

If a vague “repressed memory” of 36 years ago can be used to disqualify and dismiss Judge Kavanaugh from his legitimate appointment, then, and all the more sohundreds of people at Yale, who have been denounced for real sexual abuses over the years, will also have to be dismissed, e.g. Roberto Gonzalez Echevarria, Giuseppe Mazzotta, Thomas Pogge, John Darnell, Micheal Simons, etc.  

Saussy loves triangles.  

Solovieva epitomizes what the extreme left is trying to do with President Trump. For almost 2 years now, they’ve been trying to prove a conspiracy theory about Russian collusion, finding nothing. 

That was the so-called “insurance policy” of Peter Strzok and Lisa Page. 

That ridiculous plot is actually reminiscent of a 007 movie like Skyfall (2015). Spoiler alert: “A computer drive containing the identity of almost every NATO agent is stolen and, as a result, a subversive terrorist organization is able to hack MI6. The British government blames M and wants her to testify in front of a special committee.” 


But while this farce is going on, American academia is full of pretentious, paradoxical Marxists advocating for “cultural subversion” and more money for themselves. And many of them, like that crazy old bitch, Stupidieva, come directly from Russia. 

Be careful: these are beautiful and disinterested people who always preach the truth. And whoever disagrees with their self-righteous, inconsequential and logically flawed ideology is a morally bad person who will certainly fail their class and die a shameful death! 🙂 Really? Let’s see…

These are the beautiful young faces and talents of the ultra-left! 🙂 

The left has a hard time replacing 70- or 80-year-old mummies like Nancy Pelosi, Billary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Maxine Waters and Bernie Sanders because they character-assassinated everyone in their own party who tried to disagree and express a different opinion. Too bad for them, we don’t give a fuck and the world goes on.   

Bill cannot even speak anymore. Did he have a stroke? 

The repeat sex-offender started his “honorable” career in Arkansas, persuading white lower-class workers and unemployed blacks that he was going to improve their lives. But nothing changed with Clinton, and again, nothing changed after 8 years of Obama. In fact, public schools are still segregated now, in 2018, creating the preconditions for chronic poverty and unemployment. Teach Us All (2017) is an amazing documentary on the state of public schools in the United States: http://www.teachusallfilm.org/   

Nothing changed, and in November 2016, Arkansas decided to at least try to survive and overwhelmingly voted for Trump and against Hillary Clinton. In fact, it was an AVALANCHE of votes, and Republicans won by a margin of 27 points. Donald Trump/ Mike Pence got 60.6% of the votes, while Hillary Clinton/ Tim Kaine only 33.7%. 

Certainly, Bill was very happy when the people of Arkansas supported him. But as soon as they voted against his wife, they were thrown in the “basket of deplorables.” That was a very bad move, but it is way too late now. Bill and Hillary don’t need better strategists, but only good funeral directors 😉   

You’re not an Indian, Warren, only a big political scam and a huge academic fraud.   

Now, that’s a more believable claim.  

Do you ever wash that wig? 

People are getting creative — these are just a few of the satirical memes available online. 

Total white trash.

Josephine Occhiuto, age 75, complains about old white men… 

Here’s that horrendous, vulgar, retarded hypocrite groping the late Robin Williams.

No wonder he killed himself.

“Whiter and whiter, crazier and crazier.”   

 According to Prof. Stephen Cohen, Emeritus Professor of Russian Studies at Princeton and NYU, virtually every Russian in American academia is involved in some form of spying for their country. Check out all of his interviews on Fox, and start here:  


Another fact check on Solovieva’s false, plagiarized CV.

These are sociopaths who lie at every turn.

Solovieva doesn’t have a “Masters” in “Russian and German literature,” but only a B.A. That’s what E.U. students usually say when they compare their academic titles with American ones. But there is no such Masters at the Freie Universitaet, only a Bachelor of Arts with a double major. And on the other hand, it does take a B.A. to even be admitted to a Masters program there. So, where the heck did she find one, without listing it in her CV?

In the TRASH CAN of plagiarism and right out of Saussy’s old ass. 

This is the place of final rest for Tupper Saussy, the paranoid-schizophrenic conspiracy theorist responsible for Tennessee Waltz and Rulers of Evil. 

Find genealogical trees and tomb stones at http://findagrave.com

Tupper Saussy, III (1936-2007). Yes, there were other two people with the same plastic name. 

Underappreciated painter of carton bags,

Unrecognized jazz genius,

Crazy conspiracy theorist,

Inventive tax evader,

Fugitive for more than ten years, 

Proud bum,

Prison inmate,

and most of all… 

Disappointed Lover of Self-Praise. 

Like father, like son.