Tips for Commercial Real Estate

February 4, 2019

My husband and I have a successful real estate Limited Liability Company in the United States, for which we’ve been studying and working over many years.

If you think you can do it too, you should first get some information from truthful and reliable sources. Read a lot on the topic, e.g. Peter Harris’ editions on Amazon:; follow programs like Bob Massi, the Property Man, on Fox Business: ; and, of course, you can find tons of opinionated videos on Youtube, to be selected with a grain of salt… 

The United States may be the land of opportunity for legal and vaccinated immigrants who come here with cash, skills and know-how. So, here’s my good advice for your budding real estate enterprise! 🙂 

Get Rich or Die Tryin’ 













The first thing to know about commercial real estate is this: you’ve got to have a lot of cash upfront, so it’s not for everyone. 

If you’re right out of college, you should first repay your student loans and start accumulating money for your pension fund, taking advantage of every bull market you can find along the way. And thank God that President Trump knows how to play high finance and international politics. 

Imagine how it feels to shake hands with a mass murderer…

…in order to benefit Italian niggers around the world, who give you shit in return. 

Most of my Italian “relatives” look like this:  


Corruzione in Italia

The growing mass of sick and decrepit people in G8 countries is plunging our economies more and more into debt. This is an especially bad situation for small countries like Italy. Their pension system has already collapsed, and they’re surviving on long-term credit.

Who’s gonna pay for their rotten asses in the future?  

What can we do with all that human waste?

Incinerate the garbage!   

 Forget about it — with commercial real estate, you must be young, strong and healthy. 

And to all the decrepit, ugly, envious bitches out there, both women and men: take my arm up your broken ass! strong, fit and handsome guy like my husband would never stay married to cheap white trash like you for 10+ years. 

And Merry fucking Christmas! 

Eat, Eleonora, eat! 🙂

Eleonora Buonocore trying to be sexy. 

Being a sensitive person, I actually feel embarrassed for her… 

Another thing to know before getting into commercial real estate is that you must NOT have any other debt or long-term financial commitment, e.g. two or three stupid kids you can’t afford and who’ll never reach financial independence.

For instance, Miss Eleonora Gatti: 

first she failed in psychology, and now she’s failing in foreign languages.

Oh, God, she’ll work as a secretary for 800 Euros a month, if she’s lucky. 

Make no mistake, these are HUGE life-long debts:  

Basket case! 

For instance: 

Heather Morr Klemann

Heather took a 2-year’s leave of absence 

and instead of studying for the doctorate, she spent 8 YEARS, from 2005 to 2013, 

fucking like a rabbit and having babies at Yale’s expense. 

And what’s the final result? Nothing.  

Miss Morr works as a temporary worker or “adjunct,” getting hired and fired every semester. 

 And what about her “dissertation”? 

Unpublishable crap, of course, about “Childhood and Children’s Books” 

And that’s not autobiographical? 

No, not at all. 

  That’s pretty much the only thing she trained herself to do in 8 FUCKING YEARS 🙂 

What a complete waste of money!  

Those were YOUR tuition fees as well as better candidates’ livelihoods. 

The two “adults” have very strange faces — pray it’s not hereditary.  

In addition to her wasted fellowship, she also received 4 PRIZES for a thesis that went nowhere:  

1) Robert M. Leylan Prize Dissertation Fellowship, 2009–2010

2) Whitney Humanities Center Graduate Fellowship, 2009–2010

3) Beinecke Library Summer Research Fellowship, 2008

4) Andrew W. Mellon Fellowship in Humanistic Studies, 2005–2006

Not a dissertation, but a dysentery. More than half a million dollars wasted for something that’s complete JUNK and has been turned down even by vanity presses. Indeed, now Miss Morr is considering “women in finance,” perhaps because she’s been watching the re-runs of Sex and the City.

What a fucking joke.  

Time to review your dissertation policies? 

Also including a dissertation defense, like any other accredited university in civilized countries?  

Justine Bunis is now a 30-year-old employee making $30,000/year before taxes. 

That’s really bad. In fact, cringe-worthy!


Be realistic and don’t count on your retarded kids to take care of you. 

If you don’t have the financial resources to be independent until the day you fucking die, you only have yourself to blame. Your so-called kids have their own life to live, and this is what they want to do with it: 

Mirey Cirus, We Can’t Stop 


Remember only God can judge ya

Forget the haters, cause somebody loves ya LOL

Iggy Azalea, Fancy 

Getting close to 1 billion views

Katy Perry, Friday Night 

1 billion and 107+ million views 

Furthermore, get rid of all your dying 70- or 80-year-old “relatives” who have never paid taxes and can’t even afford to retire and rest in peace. Thieves and liars only care about themselves, and don’t give a fuck about you as a young person.

In fact, many decrepit people are hateful and envious, and want to damage younger generations because their time is running out and they’re scared shit to be facing DEATH. They wouldn’t lift a finger to help, but there’re always ready to take advantage of people and situations whenever they can, so let them rot in their own corruption. 

And let the dead bury the dead. 

The growing mass of old and sick people, whose PC label is “the ageing population,” is a big and unprecedented problem in the history of Western democracies: especially for small countries like Italy, with a state-funded economy whose credit rate has now officially been rated “one notch above junk status.” 

For the first time in history, there are millions of impoverished, desperate baby-boomers burdening the economies of G8 countries. Pieces of junk with all sorts of physical and mental illnesses, cognitive degeneration and senile dementia. 

But with a cabinet full of drugs, they cling to life in spite of all odds. 

In Italy there are more people turning 60, 70, 80 and 90 than people actually being born!

That’s an unmanageable situation. 

Who’s paying taxes for all those wrecks who should have been dead 20 years ago?  

When I was born, there was a 70-year difference between my grandparents and me. Each of them had something like 5 or 6 children, most of whom I’ve never even met in person, and by the time I’m 51 like my husband, the “younger” of my aunts will be 72, like Macbeth’s ugly witches!

I’m not going to pay for a catastrophic debt created by someone else’s poor judgment and corrupt mismanagement. That was another good reason to leave and never come back. 

Companions and Homemakers Commercial



Japan has a similar problem with the so-called “ageing population,” but at least they’re trying to do something about it by reducing the number of unfit elderly people on the streets: “Japan’s older drivers are getting into more and more fatal accidents.” Old and Deadly, Japan’s Drive to Beat the Elderly Road Menace:



Hey, Debbie, you bum.

Someone else’s gonna have to pay for your funeral, because neither you, nor any other dumb cunt will ever get a dime from me — I swear on your fat old ass-face. No wonder nobody wanted to marry you, or even touch you with a ten-foot pole! 

Give up smoking and lose 50 kg, you stupid piece of shit! Only you, and no one else, are responsible for your failure in life, so rest in peace. Here’s a suggestion for you: 


Hey Doug, you crazy drunk little fella, how’s your broken ass doing? 

Make arrangements for your long-term care and funeral IN ADVANCE, because I ain’t gonna pay a fucking dime for your worthless rotten ass — just so you know:

Funeral Planning: How to Pay for Funeral Expenses




If you can afford 3 Ferraris cash, spare and invest everything, and lease a top-of-the-line, brand-new sedan. In this way, you’ll never need anything or feel any anxiety for the future, which is the greatest freedom. 

Turbo Electronic version. 

Look at y’all not havin’ game ass niggas
Y’all niggas share a chain ass niggas.

 Compulsive spending and bad spending habits are like a chain around your neck. 

But many assholes enjoy being slaves and eating other people’s shit.  


Freudians used to call it “delusion” and “pathology,” but now we should call it “diversity.”

What personal pronoun do you prefer? 🙂 

I can’t let a wack nigga get near me. 

Look at y’all can’t get a job, so you plottin’ how to rob ass niggas
I ain’t gotta check for y’all, but if I’ma check for y’all
I’ma need a check from y’all niggas.

Miss Sam See, the HIV-positive bitch, meth-head and drug addict who suffered a “small stroke” in the English department at Yale, was arrested for domestic violence and threats to the police, i.e. “I will kill you, I will destroy you!” 

All captioned quotations from the New York Times, December 18, 2013:

In fact, Sam See only managed to “kill and destroy” herself — more precisely in jail and with a meth overdose — on the very night she was arrested. What a pity! What a martyr! What a great legacy of human decency, mental health and academic excellence! 🙂   

If that very “professional” escort hadn’t committed suicide with illegal drugs in jail, she would have made tenure at Yale thanks to the honest and always reliable recommendation of her “dear friend,” Katie Trumpener. 

These people are shameless.

The cheap-and-cheesy soap opera between Sam See and Katie Trumpener demonstrates beyond any doubt that we need more funding and more affirmative action for LGBTQ in academia, right? 🙂  


What the fuck, there are no decent jobs with benefits for ignorant, perverted pigs like Sam See. 

That was a big academic and financial fraud that didn’t quite work as intended.

Give it up, your cover’s been blown and your scam exposed!  

Not even the dirtiest of animals do this — only humans. 

That’s fucking crazy. 

Look at this pic, look what the fuck I gave to you niggas.

This is not penis envy for Miss Martha Figlerowicz 🙂 

  Yo, I’m in that big boy, bitches can’t rent this. 

The ridiculous and ugly face of MALE ENVY.  

Faggot-ass nigga you lie
Faggot-ass nigga, you high.

Are you looking for a skin suit with BREASTS for your gender dysphoria? 

This is a pathology that involves DISCONNECTION from reality. 

And these are not examples of castration complex at all! 🙂  

 I be damned if I fuck a faggot-ass nigga.

I will, I will, I will never fuck a faggot- ass nigga
I would never lie
Even if that nigga flew me and my bitches all the way out to Dubai.

Nicki Minaj, Truffle Butter, Live in Paris

Yo, I’m in that big boy, bitches can’t rent this. 

I ain’t gotta compete with a single soul
I’m good with the ballpoint game, finger roll
Ask me how to do it, I don’t tell a single soul

My whole style and approach, I invented
And I ain’t takin’ that back, ’cause I meant it.

And with all the proceeds, Nicki bought a fancy new condo in NYC.   

I ain’t gonna be penthouse poor either, but I’m not constrained by the PC-policy of her record label. 


And the reason why this satire works is because it’s true. 

There is no healthy laughter that’s not based on the truth.


Nicki Minaj, Lookin Ass Niggas (Explicit) Official  




Every location has a different real estate market. 

Condos (condominiums abbreviated, you crap :)) can be a relatively good investment in Europe, depending on the laws regulating rentals.

Countries like Italy totally suck from that perspective, with an antiquated set of laws that’s pushing more and more people toward illegal rentals or Airbnb, at their own risk. It’s very unlikely that we’ll ever see any type of reform in this field, since the country has more than a dozen political parties — an underestimation, if we consider the regional groups — that in theory should govern by forming an “alliance,” but in practice can never agree on anything. If the United States had 45 Presidents since 1775, Italy had more than 50 governments since the end of WWII, in 1945! 

Avoid all that toxic shit. 

Also, Italy doesn’t have a Bill of Rights to protect individual freedoms, so if someone breaks into a house or apt with the intention of robbing, raping and killing, people can’t even shoot to protect themselves. This aberration of the law has now come under attack from both liberals and conservatives, since immigration from the poorest countries in the world has dramatically increased the number of violent crimes, robberies and break-ins. 

Pamela Mastropietro, 18, was murdered on Jan 29, 2018 by 3 Nigerian drug dealers illegally in the country. The autopsy couldn’t reveal if the victim was raped, but it did reveal that her body was first chopped up into pieces, then washed clean of the blood with bleach, and finally packed in 2 portable trolleys for disposal. Very neat.  

At least 3 of my “relatives” were targeted and experienced multiple break-ins. 

Personally, I’m glad I live somewhere else because I have NO TIME TO WASTE with that crap. 

New York Daily News: Asian woman shoots robbers and kills one.

The crook intended to kill her (0:51), but ran away terrified (notice his wide, white eyes) as soon as she started to shoot to disperse them. 


In the United States, on the other hand, the big money market is for the single or multi-family, while condos are valuable only in large cities with a sprawling downtown area like New York, Los Angeles, Washington, Boston, San Francisco, Chicago, Las Vegas… 

Trump International Hotel, Las Vegas

Ask yourself: what’s the general situation of the place where you’re planning to buy real estate? 

Consider everything: nature; laws; types of immigration, employment and homelessness; type of homes, home-owners and renters, etc. Everything will have an effect on your investment. Let’s make a few examples.  

As a general rule, nature does whatever fuck she wants…    

Italy is a very seismic area with a couple of dangerous active volcanoes. 

Naples, for instance, was built at the feet of the Vesuvius, one of the deadliest volcanoes in the world. Its next expected eruption hangs like the sword of Damocles on Italy’s budget and national debt. It’s not a matter of “if” but “when.” And when it happens, Angela Merkel and her 2 million immigrants are not going to help with that mess.    

Earthquakes are very frequent in Italy, but too many people cannot afford repairs and renovations, so they become used to living with huge cracks in their living rooms… Of course, the retail value of their property will forever be compromised.  

What the fuck.

Make up stories, you dead rat. 

You’ve been stealing all your life, but you’re not gonna get away with your crimes, this time.  


In the United States, the East Coast — and California in particular — is subject to frequent earthquakes and devastating fires. In recent years, California has also considerably worsened in terms of crime, homelessness and urban decay. 

Trash, needles and human excrement on the streets of San Francisco

Again, you have a “tornado alley” from Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas into Nebraska.

There are active volcanoes in Hawaii. 

And Florida is infamous for sinkholes that can engulf buildings, cars and people, cf. video.

Whenever I travel back to Italy, there will be some fools asking me if it would be a good investment to buy a rental property in Florida. My reply: “Do you even speak American English?” Of course not, so how are you going to communicate with realtors and tenants? Stupid people don’t know they’re stupid…  

 Sinkhole Alley in Florida 

Finally, the American West Coast is subject to tornadoes and inundations, like the recent one in South Carolina. A lot of destruction, physical injuries and deaths are caused by trees and power lines (mounted on wooden poles) falling down on people, cars and buildings.

In order to avoid even more damage, it is essential to cut down and dispose of all the damaged trees and bushes; but many people fail to do so because they’re poor and cannot afford the cost. 

Look at this crooked tree that was damaged in a storm back in the 1990s. 

No, it’s not an optical illusion: it was actually bent at a 35-degree angle,

and ready to fall on people and property: 

It was never pruned or taken care of, hence the trunk was rotten and overgrown with dead branches. 

Hundreds of rotten branches ready to snap. 

After being pruned, it looked like a skin disease:  

Nobody gave a fuck about this dead thing, until someone tried to use it to pull off an insurance fraud. But insurance companies are run by teams of lawyers who must deal with scumbags and criminals every day. Hence, that moron with a high-school degree didn’t stand a chance in hell. 

Don’t even try to cheat an insurance company: it never works, and they’ll fuck your ass instead.  

Nobody paid a fucking dime for his broken ass.

But he does have a beautiful wife, doesn’t he? 🙂

Why do crazy, ugly people publish so many crazy, ugly selfies?  

Pathological self-delusion, stupidity or both? 

Get a new catheter, you dirty old fart:

Art installation by Paul McCarthy in Paris: Christmas Tree or Butt Plug? 


  Happy Holidays to all white-trash wannabe thieves around the world! 🙂    


Dott.ssa Maleti 




When you have wit, beauty and cash,

you must expect a lot of ENVY from both women and men.  

Get rid of all negative people in your life, cut all the weeds in your garden, and let the motherfuckers know that you mean business and they’re out of luck. 

Get an accountant and an honest attorney, if you can find one, for your last will. You’d better think about all of these things in advance, so there are no surprises — and you’ll even get the priceless satisfaction of fucking people in the ass before they die and go to hell.

William Lynn in jail for his corrupt handling of sexual abuses in the church.  

People who know me, also know that the sole beneficiary of all my wealth — stocks, real estate, copyright, car and any other material possession — is my husband. 

Still, I’ll probably have another 50 years to live like my grandma, and will see every one of my beloved “relatives” die one after the other around me. 

You’ll roast in hell with a spike right up your broken ass, you fucking pig. Just to let you know what my husband and I think of your vice, arrogance, thievery and ridiculous ignorance, with a high-school degree — in case you missed it 🙂 

Very sexy. 

In case I survive my husband, I’ve made sure to leave EVERYTHING to the heroes of the NYC Fire Department and to their families, widows and children. On September 11, 2001, they were willing to die in order to save random people they had never met before. Many of them died that day, and many more developed malign cancers and other diseases. In fact, saving lives is what they’re trained to do. And every single day, they put their own life at risk to live up to their mission.  

Three 9/11 fire-fighters die of cancer on the same day. 

“These families cannot be forgotten.” 

Think about the Seven Works of Mercy of our Christian tradition, the doctrine that greedy, fanatic atheists now invoke for illegal immigrants, while at the same time taking resources away from poor African Americans in cities like Chicago. In fact, such criminals don’t give a fuck about anybody. They just want MORE VOTES for the democrat party, and more POWER AND STOLEN MONEY for themselves. 

Bernie Sanders has recently become a multi-millionaire.

Shit, it pays to be a communist! Can we please have a look at his tax return?   

Now they’d like to use and abuse Christ’s Word, while at the same time denying its Christian and divine origin: “To feed the hungry, to give drink to the thirsty, to clothe the naked, to give shelter to travelers, to visit the sick, to visit the imprisoned, and to bury the dead.”

Does it sound like your own “relatives”? 🙂

The Works of Mercy were meant for everyone, but especially for poor and unknown people, as in the parable of the Good Samaritan. The purpose was to honor God by doing something good without expecting any recompense.  

There was nothing comparable in pre-Christian cultures, and there is still nothing like it in totalitarian regimes and communist dictatorships — such as China, Russia, North Korea — or in Islamic theocracies such as Iran.

Paradoxically, all the above-mentioned totalitarian governments are NOT required by an opposition party or by the liberal media to “shelter and feed” the poor of the world. In fact, they don’t even have any opposition party or liberal media at all!

And in terms of “academia,” I’d really like to see how fake feminists and lesbian/gay bullshitters would fare in theocratic regimes such as Iran, with their dirty tongues, dildos, anal sex and PC garbage. I bet they prefer to support the Iranian theocracy safely from the United States! Fucking hypocrites.  

Wait, that’s not politically correct! 

That’s the fate of the “opposition party” in Islamic dictatorships. That poor man was accused of committing adultery with some woman, and stoned to death without a fair trial simply based on malicious gossip and false witness. Wow, that would be a great way to get rid of all rapists and sex offenders at Yale, including the most infamous of them all, Bill Clinton. 

Quick, effective and exemplary.

Let’s stone to death Haun Saussy and Olga Solovieva!



Salovey doesn’t give a fuck about scholars who immigrate to the U.S. LEGALLY from DEMOCRATIC COUNTRIES, investing here their priceless time and academic work, which was developed over a lifetime of learning. What he cares about is POLITICAL FAVOR from democrats and MONEY for his own bank account. His inability to act against blatant injustice, administrative corruption and academic fraud speaks volumes. 


The Works of Mercy were meant for unknown people, as in the parable of the Good Samaritan. But in our materialistic world, there are no more “families,”   “churches” or “communities” of wannabe scholars. Only congregations of self-righteous thieves and angry mobs made of bigoted individuals — alienated, isolated, hateful and envious — who fight against each other, betray the most sacred vows, and kill each other for one buck.  

Timothy 3:1-6, “But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of stress. For men will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, inhuman, implacable, slanderers, profligates, fierce, haters of good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, holding the form of religion but denying the power of it. Avoid such people.” 

The “last day” is every day: God settles his accounts every day through death. 

I’ll never give a fucking dime to the corrupt Catholic Church, and this is just one reason why: 

Robert Beloin, Yale Chaplain at St Thomas More, has just died with a brain cancer. 

A prophecy: Beloin is arrested and brought to jail. 

In a sanctuary city like New Haven, illegal immigration is both a non-issue and a PR move. In that way, Beloin tried to clean up his image after turning away victims of sexual abuse at Yale, as it was inconvenient for him to risk losing his renewable contract by exposing corruption and standing up for the truth.

That’s exactly how you emulate Jesus Christ, right?

Fucking hypocrites!    

Every semester, there are dozens of reported rapes and sex-harassment cases at Yale, not to mention all those that go unreported because corrupt administrators and Title IX coordinators like Pamela Schirmeister “advise” female students and staff to keep quiet and “avoid trouble” for themselves. In other words, they are paid to threaten and silence students and staff who are victims of sex abuse. 

Some of those victims sought help in the Catholic Church and were turned away by hypocrites and charlatans like Bob Beloin: an idiot and a fake feminist who pretended not to believe the victims’ accusations. He wasted his entire fucking life sucking ass to corrupt administrators at Yale, so he didn’t want to be bothered. But now, “Father Bob” has just died a shameful death with brain cancer… 

God’s irony!

Beloin distinguished himself only for his abysmal ignorance, thievery and hypocrisy. 

Born in 1947, Beloin was a draft-dodger during Vietnam (1955-1975). He systematically tried to avoid any possible risk for himself, while at the same time getting anything he could for free, at other people’s expense — rent, food, wine, bills, cleaning, laundry, transportation, etc. — in exchange for an hour’s work Mon-Sat, and a 4-hour part-time job on Sunday. Congrats! The Catholic Church is full of such hypocrites and parasites. 

Hypocrisy and parasitism are the biggest cancers growing in the Church today, enabling every other crime: from sexual perversion and abuse, to institutionalized corruption and recurrent financial scandals.  

Some people can retire with honor and dignity,

while others go to jail, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. 




To all honest people out there: be aware that in old cities like New Haven, with a lively rental market, there will always be many unscrupulous individuals trying to rent ANYTHING to ANYONE, e.g. insolvent debtors, people with bankruptcies, etc. 

This is especially true when the so-called landlord is a local tax attorney who specializes in breaking tax laws, and who can easily meet a bunch of desperate, potential renters at work. But when you hide your financial fraud in plain sigh, someone will uncover your game.  

Don’t try to hide a fraud in plain sight.




This, for instance, is an unbelievably ugly garage turned into an illegal residential rental. 

Being illegal, it has never even existed as a residential space. 

So, why paying taxes on it, right? 🙂  

That dilapidated building belongs to a local tax attorney who has never paid taxes on it, also because it didn’t even officially exist. Originally, it was a garage that was used as a factory to produce lead signs.

It’s never been renovated and converted from commercial to residential, and now it’s falling to pieces. 

On top of everything else, both the building and the ground on which it stands are completely contaminated with toxic lead. It’s never been sanitized and made fit for human habitation. 

And who gives a fuck about people, right?

Who gives a fuck about the families who have risked their lives in that contaminated environment over the years, breathing and touching all that pollution? Who’s accountable for that?




All that toxic garbage is also an eye-sore and a fire hazard. 

Dispose of that fucking waste, you bum! 



Instead of trying to fly under the radar, that moron opened an illegal exit in someone else’s yard! 

So, nobody would notice, right? 

And in fact it didn’t work. 




Intelligent travelling can spare you a lot of trouble.

By knowing and appreciating other countries and their cultures, you can have a better idea of what works and what doesn’t in terms of real estate, public and private spaces, and human habitation around the world.

The most durable building materials are stone, brick and reinforced concrete. 


The great room has the same layout on both floors.  

Who has a clean basement made of stone, metal and hydraulic cement that’s blue like the summer skies? Not in your dorm room for sure 🙂  

 Concrete can be reinforced with steel, e.g. the Empire State Building (1931), or with strong and flexible titanium for the super rich and savvy, who want to build according to the best and most expensive anti-seismic code. 

Titanium bars 

Farglory Dome in Taipei, Taiwan 

Titanium doesn’t corrode and has low conductivity, meaning it’s energy efficient. 

On top of that, it has a lustrous, glamorous appearance, so it can also be used for exteriors.   

Stone, mortar and bricks

Stone, mortar and marble


The Coliseum in Rome was built with bricks, concrete and two different types of stone, travertine and volcanic tuff. Having been built with strong materials in 70-80 AD, it’s still standing now, in 2018. 

When it comes to building materials, there are TWO big frauds, one in the E.U. and the other in the U.S. 

There are many different types of concrete, and many buildings — condos, offices and public infrastructure like bridges — that were cheaply built in Europe after WWII, during the economic boom of the 1950s and 1960s, are now too old and unstable, and should be torn down. Other problems are energy (in)efficiency and lack of insulation. But of course, it’s very difficult to find sufficient funding, especially in times of economic stagnation or crisis. This results in inflated prices based on location alone, e.g. the second, third or fourth ring around the city center (most European cities have a circular grid). 


If I were you, I’d accuse other people, right? 🙂 

The Collapse of Ponte Morandi (1963-1967)   

Youtube comment: “The Romans could build better and longer-lasting bridges than E.U. Italians”

Real estate fraud is also rampant in the U.S., where the most common building materials are wood and plastic (vinyl). 

If you’re renting or buying, don’t waste your time and money: wood and plastic are markers of white trash; wood is a fire hazard; vinyl is worthless; both are in need of constant maintenance; and even after wasting your money for all that maintenance, plastic still looks like crap no matter what.

It’s a lose-lose situation, but most Americans are not well-traveled and don’t know any better.  

Except for some VIPs 🙂 

Also consider that in old cities on the American East Coast, like New Haven, the “ageing population” is on a modest, fixed pension. They don’t have either the money or the necessary know-how to renovate the old buildings where they’ve been living.

There are just a handful of properties with a security system that’s connected to the fire dept 24/7/365. 

Insulation and Central Air are rare, and most apartments don’t even have a washer and dryer!   

Dryers range from $150 to $850 at Lowes and Home Depot. 

And this thing costs $20 at Walmart!  

But you’ll always find a crazy, demented 97-year-old 

who wants to use an antediluvian clothes’ line

that belongs to you and is located in your own back yard.  

An old stupid witch like Helena Blavatsky. 

 Ninth Commandment: Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor. 

Tenth Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods. 

Go to confession and make reparation for your sins before you die!

A registered democrat who supports dildos, anal sex and late term abortion at 97? 

That’s fucking crazy! 

Not even beasts fuck each other in the shit.   


Clean up your messy garden, both literally and metaphorically. 

And in the Holy Name of God, pretend never to be grateful for a brand-new $25,000 Frankson Fence with complete landscaping, which someone else worked and paid for, since that doesn’t add any value to the ugly, stinky, decrepit plastic shack where you live. 

It’s amazing to consider the appalling state

in which so many people find themselves immediately before death. 


I’m an ironic observer of human nature. 

TM @

Looks like Gonzalez Echevarria & his friends in the Spanish department. 

Notice that someone pisses on his broken ass, and he likes it. 

How are we supposed to have evolved from monkeys, if they’re more civilized than us? 

No smoking or drugs allowed on the premises. 

NO white trash.

Absolutely NO white trash. 

Katie Trumpener is a most ignorant and obnoxious bum.

Unholy crap! 

And possibly the ugliest, fattest, flabbiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. 

The humanitarian crisis of the Yale humanities.

And then you wonder why those programs are worthless?  

Because they’re run by ignorant, worthless people who steal your money to give you crap in return! 


Who wants to pay $70,000 x 4 = $280,000 to read comics with that ignorant piece of shit? 

Do you want to pay for her crap with your student loan? 

Do your parents want to delay their retirement to pay for a life-long subscription to ignorance? 

But that’s not all. To have an idea of your financial losses, you should also consider all the missed income for the future, when you’re going to be unemployed or underemployed as an adjunct like Ray Lurie, cf. Antivirus Antihacker below.  


Bitch, please! 

Hey Evans, cut down on that alcohol and lose at least 80 pounds!  

And tell your unemployed 65-year-old wife to STOP threatening people with her gun when she’s drunk and stoned, or we’ll keep seeing the ambulance coming and going every weekend. 

The Booze Bus should be implemented also in New Haven:–ambulance-picks-blind-drunks-weekend-busiest-ever.html

STOP mixing alcohol & drugs, bitch. 

Leave the acid-tripping to young people bent on self-destruction. 

Shit, you were young 40 years ago, give it up!  



Learn acrobatic salsa instead, like Paddy Jones 🙂 

Old people on a fixed pension cannot afford the rising costs of property taxes and renovation. 

As a result, the vast majority of residential buildings in cities like New Haven are in awful condition:

leaky roofs,

falling gutters,

rotten wooden walls, 

ugly vinyl sidings,

drafty windows,

no insulation,

no Central Air,

no washer and dryer in the unit,

no fire alarm & security system,

dirty basements infested with mice and roaches, etc.

Many people have never even upgraded their electrical system, 

so they can’t even run a couple of window units without causing a short-circuit…

Have a cool, relaxing and productive summer, right? 🙂 


Now, imagine how it feels to look at this plastic crap for all the days of your life… 

Frustration, anger, envy for the people who live in a fancier place with a better view, etc. 

How much does the view affect your retail value? 


Scrape a bit and uncover your rotten walls. 

A roof with no eves for ventilation causes the wooden walls to rot. And once the walls are rotten and the roof caves in, don’t try to build a new house on top of the old one. As a general rule, avoid wood as much as you can: it needs to be conditioned and painted; and even so, it’s a fire hazard and rots much faster than concrete, brick or stone. 

Here’s a wooden house with a caved-in roof, rotten walls and 2 surviving chimneys, which looks like the sinking of the Titanic. 

On top of everything else, this guy is divorced with two teenage kids! His wife couldn’t stand him — perhaps because he’s a pathological liar who makes up stories, shifts the blame, drinks too much and looks like my dead grandmother.  

A complete idiot. 

And his ex wife agrees with me 🙂   

Now that she has dumped him, he’s taking advantage of a 35-year-old secretary. I’m genuinely sorry for that silly bitch! She must take care of an old and delusional guy, but any money he may have — if anything’s left over from such a personal and real-estate disaster — is going to the kids, as it should. 

What a wreck! 

Thanks for using my pix for the public record @ New Haven Assessor’s Office 🙂   

Why didn’t you use this one? 

And bulldoze that fucking vinyl! 


When renovations cost more than the house itself, it’s more convenient to tear everything down.

And if you only do superficial things — like repainting here and there, cutting the grass (but not removing the debris) and buying a grill for the garden — you will always be stuck with lower rentals and low-income renters. 

Sorry, you wannabe house-flippers! 

Focus on flipping your ugly wives — there are no more chickens after 2008!   


Why do you do this? 

Very sexy!

Go ahead, post it online.  


You’re really fucked up!   

Nice crib? 🙂   





Background checks are essential to find good, honest realtors and tenants. 

The professional relationship with your realtor is important. Some of them, especially women, may have an attitude, but if they’re good at their job and have your best interests at heart, you can overlook it. Realize that most of them have a high-school degree or a B.A. at best. Very often, that’s just an automatic self-defense mechanism, so to speak.

What’s essential is 1) a proven positive record and 2) the good will to work FOR you, since you’re paying them, NOT AGAINST you and for the other party. That can happen, especially when a previous personal acquaintance is involved.

Make sure there is no conflict of interest. 

If you’re unconvinced or unsatisfied with the deal, just LEAVE.

Leaving the table is often the wisest move and the greatest form of power, since it shows you don’t really NEED anything, and what you WANT can be found in many other venues, not just that one. Remember: YOU are the customer, YOU have the money, and the customer is always right.  

Who can blame him if he was a very handsome guy? 

Much better-looking than JKF, not to mention Bill Clinton.   

Now, please, Don, no more philandering: let’s go for the second term! 

The most beautiful, most elegant First Lady we’ve ever had! 

The world is a nasty place, but knowing that financial checks and references are required, bad people won’t even try. 

When you have a beautiful property and do your professional best as a landlord, you have the right to expect equally professional tenants who appreciate your hard work and treat your property as their own. 

In my experience, the single most important thing to find honest and professional tenants is a financial background check. By the care with which they treat their credit history, you can tell how serious they are. 

Wealth is also important: the rent amount should only be a fraction of their income, and people should be comfortable with their monthly payments. They shouldn’t even consider desperate ideas, such as subletting your living-room to their “friends” and Airbnb strangers — without paying taxes, of course. Make sure explicitly to forbid that in your lease. 

Avoid crazies and deranged people who want to destroy your living-room…

When it comes to real estate, trust but verify: it’s like a deterrence strategy against dishonest individuals, and it works. Remember that rental contracts can last many months: dishonest people can damage your property and lower your priceless quality of life. 

Avoid smokers: remember that smoking is the #1 fire hazard, and it prevents other tenants from quietly enjoying their apartment and vital space. No smoking in and around the house, front yard and backyard, on the porches and in the driveway.   


Avoid all drug addicts, meth-heads and acid trippers. 

Tenants must abide by Federal and State Law, and there must be ZERO TOLERANCE for crime. 

American Psycho, That Yale Thing 





Why don’t you hack this academic satire up your old, broken ass, Saussy?  

Look at this shit:  

“The history of intellectual growth and discovery clearly demonstrates THE NEED FOR UNFETTERED FREEDOM, the RIGHT TO THINK THE UNTHINKABLE, and CHALLENGE THE UNCHALLENGEABLE. 

To curtail freedom of expression strikes twice at INTELLECTUAL FREEDOM, for whoever deprives another of the right to state unpopular views necessarily also deprives others of the right to listen to those views.”

 Programs and Policies of Yale’s Graduate School of Arts and Sciences, Fall 2011, p. 530


Sure, eat my shit! 

Let me tell you a secret, asshole:  

The reason why my satire works all over the world is because it is true and based on the truth. 

 The best laughter springs from the truth. 

It does not oppress the innocent, but makes fun of liars, hypocrites and criminals. 


You can’t fake it, as you do with fake learning and fake feminism. 

You can’t forge it, as you did with your wife’s crappy dissertation. 

And you can’t slander it, as you’re trying to do with me, my husband and even my family — as well as anybody who speaks up and denounces your academic and financial frauds. You’re not going far with this, since at least a couple of million people know that Olga Solovieva is a stupid, ignorant, ugly hoe from friendly Russia with depression, crappy white hair and a drinking problem.

Saussy should face reality and go to hell:

These are his brothers working at a Mexican restaurant:

Phil (first on the left) and Larry (first on the right). 

Making America Great Again


A family of intellectuals and upper-class people! 🙂  

Saussy’s father, Tupper Saussy, was an insane KKK conspiracy theorist, who was tried and convicted for tax evasion but escaped the feds, living like a bum on the streets for more than 10 (ten) years!

Finally he was apprehended, and had to spend 2 years IN JAIL before dying like a dog.  

Look who’s talking about other people’s parents and families!!!


Tupper KKK Saussy tried to justify and exculpate the murderer of Martin Luther King!!! 

Something completely desperate, crazy, stupid and EVIL. 

I really wonder. If anyone in my family had had ANY connection with the KKK or any other racist organization, I would never have been hired as a professional student at an Ivy League university. 

So, HOW THE FUCK did Saussy get in? 

Rest in hell, insane KKK conspiracy theorist;

water-color painter of paper bags;

convicted tax evader;

fugitive bum for 10+ years;



Saussy is just worthless white trash from redneck Tennessee. 

He has made it his business to harass, slander and abuse graduate students, so he can create a diversion and cover-up his extra-marital affair with a Russian hose who was also his dissertation advisee! 

That isn’t just cheating — that’s a record-breaking academic and financial fraud! 

Saussy was supposed to direct Stupidieva’s “academic research” and dissertation, but he actually wrote that bullshit, and pestered each and everyone in the business to come up with a tenure track for her, in a bogus field such as “film studies and comparative literature,” at a time when not even Albert Einstein would be able find one! 

No conflict of interest there, absolutely. 

He just needed the money pay alimony to his ex-wife. 

The “Body of Christ” is a very paradoxical subject for a couple of drunken cheats like Saussy and Solovieva.

And it took him no less than TWELVE YEARS to publish a small part of it! 

Why was it even passed, then, by 3 personal friends of Saussy’s?  

Woah, there’s a entire bottle of cheap wine in that glass! 

Olga Solovieva, Victor Fan and Haun Saussy taking the pic.

One, two, three… that’s a B movie — a horror movie!!!   


I wonder how they fuck him. 

Maybe in a manwich, with Solovieva on top using a strap-on? 

Or the two guys sucking each other’s filth in a 69…

and Solovieva fucking her drunken husband in the shit?

Or maybe…  


When the shit hits the fan! 🙂

Victor Fan is a trashy old drunkard who pretends to be a woman. 

And in his delusion, he’s absolutely convinced to be healthy, sane and attractive… 


But if the entire human race suffered from his same mental illness & pathological delusion, 

we would all go extinct in less than 70 years.  


Fan is an adjunct who gets hired and fired every year.

As soon as the next economic crisis kicks in, he’ll be one of the first to get fired.  

And what will he do, since he doesn’t have a fucking dime? 


And after all that INSANITY an CORRUPTION, 

HOW ON EARTH can that hypocrite be tolerated when he accuses anyone else? 


Haun Saussy’s castration complex has a name, and it’s called Yu-Lin Wang 🙂  

Links to my article, Court Documents for Solovieva, Saussy and Wang:

Nicki Minaj, Lookin’ Ass Niggas 

“Look at y’all, can’t get a job, so you plottin’ how to rob ass niggas.”


Fucking Saussy cannot identify any “methodology” or “subject matter” for comparative literature. But this doesn’t say anything about the discipline itself, only the way he misrepresents it based on the sort of ignorant plagiarist he is. Saussy has been projecting his sick, empty, ignorant mind onto an entire discipline for too many years.  


Should comparative literature really be like “the virtue of Zen emptiness,” as he foolishly claims? 

Of course not, that’s an academic & financial fraud. 

Without any established methodology, how can anyone censor anyone else’s academic research and writing? 

There are ZERO African Americans and ZERO Italian Americans in comp.lit  

It’s KKK-friendly, like Tupper Saussy.  

The dogs involved in this scam are academic plagiarist and fraudsters who cause an incalculable damage to the education system, not only in this country but also in Europe. 

On the one hand, they make up stories and forge “undeniable” evidence to eliminate anybody who speaks up to denounce their crimes, in particular sex harassment and abuse of students and teaching staff, work exploitation, extortion and blackmailing.  

And on the other, they support all their worthless and ignorant “friends,” like the deceased Sam See, with whom they have a pact of non-belligerence and mutual protection, i.e. they don’t rat on each other’s ignorance, financial frauds and sex abuses. 

So, if someone needs a cover-up for something illegal he’s doing…

For instance, with his dissertation advisee in 2005 or 2006…  

In this way, they try to keep the scam going as long as possible. 

And in corrupt places like Yale, this only adds insult to injury when you consider that 99% of the teaching personnel don’t even have a Yale degree, but come from lesser universities in the United States like Cornell, Notre Dame or Chicago. 

So, do they become more competent when they’re hired? Of course not — same crap as before. 

And at the same time, the best scholars in English Lit are always employed somewhere else, e.g. the U.K. or Berkeley.   


 So much for all the ignorant, envious rednecks who use PERSONAL CONNECTIONS and NETWORKING to slander and character-assassinate other people and their entire families, exactly like the MOB. What goes around, comes around. Every human being must face death, and they will not escape justice. 

If that hypocrite truly believes in the Divine Justice and Retribution he feels entitled to practice toward other human beings — without being a bishop himself, in fact, quite the opposite of that — then he should never forget that human life is full of unforeseen circumstances and acts of God. 

Especially since he has a perfect example of INSANITY in his father, Tupper Saussy, who blatantly suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and was convinced that the government was PERSECUTING him through taxation, which eventually led to his trial, condemnation and incarceration. 

Paranoia, schizophrenia and jail? A deranged and deeply disturbed individual who befriended and tried to exculpate the MURDERER of Martin Luther King, Leader of the Civil Rights Movement?? But that’s an excellent DNA!!!    

And speaking of Divine Justice, many physical and mental illness may befall you, especially since they’re already in your DNA, before you reach your final destination 6 feet under: 


Caleb Powell Haun was Saussy’s maternal grandfather, who died at 59 (1904-1963). 

They usually have a short life. 

Until very recently, self-professed “sex historians” like Richard Maxwell — Katie Trumpener’s partner, who died of BRAIN CANCER in 2010, aged 61 — had to place special orders at their academic libraries, like Yale’s Sterling Memorial, in order to have access to all types of porn. 

ALL types of porn are available at Sterling Memorial, both legal and illegal, meaning child porn. I can’t believe that the federal government isn’t interested in what’s been going on. And in my opinion, many people involved with all that CRAP should go to jail and remain there for a long, long time.  

For sick and deranged individuals like Richard Maxwell, Haun Saussy, Katie Trumpener, Sam See, Moira BDSM Fradinger, etc., researching “sex history” has always been a way to cover up their mental illnesses, depressions, strokes, brain cancers, alcoholism, drug addictions, HIV and sexual perversions — while at the same time still making money off of them. 

Sam See was a meth junkie bitch who committed suicide in jail. 

That’s how FEDERAL FUNDING as well as YOUR HIGH TUITION FEES have been wasted for years to foster the “progress” of the “humanities,” yeah right. But now that you can find everything online, both private and public money can be saved for other “cultural initiatives”…