Everybody is beautiful, except for Melania Trump

Last edit on Fri, Jan 18, 2019

Just the other day, as I was trying to find a parking space on Orange Street, this weird disclaimer caught my eye: “We are a community of healers who have a passion for body work. We are an independently owned business, whose focus is on wellness, not beauty. Everyone is beautiful.”  

Everyone is beautiful?

Everyone is beautiful, except for all human beings with a different political persuasion.

Everyone is beautiful, except for Donald & Melania Trump and their family.  

Everyone is beautiful, except for a former top model, now legal immigrant and First Lady. 

 Melania Trump is the most beautiful, most elegant First Lady we’ve ever had. 

MSNBC/CNN should stop denying and misrepresenting the truth — that’s just shameful and pathetic for a news agency. 

Besides being very troubling and pathological. 

And it’s still unclear to me how THAT does not involve some criminal liability,

in terms of personal threats to the U.S. President.  

We wouldn’t miss you, Griffin.

 Melania is a former top model who — before marrying a billionaire and becoming our marvelous First Lady — was a well-traveled, culturally sophisticated and financially independent woman.

To boost her professional profile, she was also able to develop her natural talent as a polyglot: the languages of her native region are Slovene and Serbo-Croatian; and she acquired English, Italian, French and German for her modelling work in Europe and in the United States.

Polyglots, i.e. individuals who can master a number of different foreign languages, are just a tiny fraction of the population, less than 5%, so we should all respect her intelligence, discipline and dedication.

Any other person would be praised for such ability, so it’s very disingenuous to criticize Melania’s foreign accent. That’s even more disingenuous when we consider the fact that Americans are very deficient in foreign language acquisition, and many of them can’t even master English grammar…


English is only minimally inflected, and Americans have a hard time memorizing inflected foreign languages. Indeed, they have a hard time understanding the very concept of an “inflected” language, i.e. basically any other major modern language — and classical ones, in case you’re wondering.

Not to mention crazy accents everywhere, different alphabets, and the very politically incorrect notion of genders attached to things…  

I need a lift in your el trucko to go to the next towno… 

Does Brad Pitt really need to talk? 🙂  

Melania “began modeling at 5 years old and started doing commercial work at 16 when she posed for the Slovenian fashion photographer Stane Jerko. At 18, she signed with a modeling agency in Milan, Italy. 

In 1992, she was named runner-up in the Jana Magazine ‘Look of the Year’ contest, held in Ljubljana, which promised its top 3 contestants an international modeling contract. After attending the University of Ljubljana for one year, she modeled for fashion houses in Paris and Milan. 

In 1995, Metropolitan Models co-owner Paolo Zampolli, a friend of her future husband Donald Trump, urged her to travel to the U.S., where he would represent her portfolio. […]

In 1999, when she was asked by The New York Times what her role would be if Donald Trump were to become President, Melania replied: ‘I would be very traditional, like Betty Ford or Jackie Kennedy.’” (Wiki) 

Bill trying to grab what doesn’t belong to him, as usual. 

Since he adores the Islamic theocracy of Iran, he should definitely move there and be stoned to death for committing adultery, like this guy: 

When can we please get some Sharia Law for Bill Clinton?  

Let’s stone Bill Clinton to death! 

Islam will dominate the world? Really?? 

Regardless, it’d be great to have some Sharia Law in Amsterdam, wouldn’t it? 🙂    

Sharia for all London’s pubs, and all drunkards in the English Parliament! 🙂 

Goodbye, Theresa May…  

Yep, we should stone to death all British and French people who cheat on their spouses.  

Well, that’s one way of conquering Europe… 

 Melania Trump embodies the American Dream and everything that pseudo liberals wish for themselves. 

It takes a lot of intelligence, discipline and moderation to look so gorgeous. Archbishop Tim Dolan, for instance, doesn’t rape little boys — he just eats 3 of them every morning for breakfast. 


How about some Christian moderation and self-denial?     

It also takes a lot of intelligence and humility to defeat the demonizing press, and be an ambassador for Donald Trump’s political career. 

Melania can defeat a political opponent just by greeting him politely, and crossing her shapely legs while sitting next to him. All eyes on her. So, in the end, all he can do to dissimulate his envy is tilt his head back and smirk like crazy, thinking: “Jeez, I wish Michelle looked like Melania!” 


Poor Michelle, how embarrassed she looks, having to lead that faggot from behind!  

Hillary seems completely absorbed, reading the Bible for the first time in her life.  

And Bill’s thinking, “Too bad I’ve just had another heart attack, or I could harass Melania, too!” 

Yeah, you wish. 

And after 8 years of NOPE,

Chicago is dying and city buses around the country are still crammed with poor blacks.  

What would New Haven do without Yale, right? 

In the end, anybody who slanders an accomplished person like Melania Trump is in bad faith.

An envious, worthless piece of crap. 

Ocasio-Cortez is “financially stressed,” poor victim! 

So she’s spending YOUR tax money (the “crumbs”) to buy extravagant clothes and bags, go on expensive vacations (“me-time”) and get some plastic surgery, which she euphemistically describes as a “face-mask” for her fuck-face. 

But please, don’t tell the truth and don’t “shame” her for being a fucking thief, 

or you’ll be labelled as sexist and racist! 🙂  

Only when it’s convenient, right? 

And anyone else can be slandered freely. 

You’re a lemon, Lemon. 

And what are you going to do with Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden and Beto O’Rourke? 

Go fuck yourself and disappear into your shit-hole. 

These are the people slandering Melania — beautiful and healthy, isn’t it? 🙂 


The toothless lewd.

On top of everything else, Mazzotta HAS NO TEETH and must wear a DENTURE that’s so fucking dirty, it’s actually BROWN! 

His ugly face looks like a monkey’s ass, but that picture was taken was many, many years ago — imagine how he looks now… 

Mazzotta is a 77-year-old, useless, fat drunkard who’s still alive only thanks to the hardcore drugs against hypertension and heart & coronary disease he’s been getting through Yale’s health plan, which is why he doesn’t want to retire and accept reality: 

But as soon as he dies or is forced to retire by a crippling disease, all the ignorant people he supports, e.g. the three stooges, Carol Chiodo, Michael Farina and Anna Iacovella, will disappear forever, going back where they belong:  

Mazzotta’s Calabrese accent is the grossest, dirtiest and dumbest I’ve ever heard in the U.S. 

But Mazzotta is a complete non-entity that nobody knows or cares about,

so you’d miss the bottom line, which is the following:

Realize that English is the world’s lingua franca by virtue of its relative simplicity compared to other, more inflected languages. As a result, there are many people in prominent positions all over the world who must speak English just in order to work, but without having any talent for languages.

Hence, if you get some pathological satisfaction from denigrating Melania Trump’s foreign accent, you should also denigrate the accent of every political ally of the United States around the world.  

For instance: 

Current Secretary General of the UN, Antonio Guterres (from 7:25)


Ex Secretary General of the United Nations, Ban Ki Moon 


Nouriel Roubini interviewed by CNN on the economic situation in the Middle East. 

Don’t worry — he’s been predicting an apocalyptic catastrophe for the last 15 years!    

“They say I talk a little fast,

but if you listen a little faster,

I ain’t got to slow down for you to catch up, fag!”

50 Cent 





Why don’t you hack this academic satire up your old, broken ass, Saussy?  

Look at this shit:  

“The history of intellectual growth and discovery clearly demonstrates THE NEED FOR UNFETTERED FREEDOM, the RIGHT TO THINK THE UNTHINKABLE, and CHALLENGE THE UNCHALLENGEABLE. 

To curtail freedom of expression strikes twice at INTELLECTUAL FREEDOM, for whoever deprives another of the right to state unpopular views necessarily also deprives others of the right to listen to those views.”

 Programs and Policies of Yale’s Graduate School of Arts and Sciences, Fall 2011, p. 530


Sure, eat my shit! 

Let me tell you a secret, asshole:  

The reason why my satire works all over the world is because it is true and based on the truth. 

 The best laughter springs from the truth. 

It does not oppress the innocent, but makes fun of liars, hypocrites and criminals. 


You can’t fake it, as you do with fake learning and fake feminism. 

You can’t forge it, as you did with your wife’s crappy dissertation. 

And you can’t slander it, as you’re trying to do with me, my husband and even my family — as well as anybody who speaks up and denounces your academic and financial frauds. You’re not going far with this, since at least a couple of million people know that Olga Solovieva is a stupid, ignorant, ugly hoe from friendly Russia with depression, crappy white hair and a drinking problem.

Saussy should face reality and go to hell:

These are his brothers working at a Mexican restaurant:

Phil (first on the left) and Larry (first on the right). 

Making America Great Again


A nice family of intellectuals and upper-class people! 🙂  

Saussy’s father, Tupper Saussy, was an insane KKK conspiracy theorist, who was tried and convicted for tax evasion but escaped the feds, living like a bum on the streets for more than 10 (ten) years!

Finally he was apprehended, and had to spend 2 years IN JAIL before dying like a dog.  

Look who’s talking about other people’s parents and families!!!


Tupper KKK Saussy tried to justify and exculpate the murderer of Martin Luther King!!! 

Something completely desperate, crazy, stupid and EVIL. 

I really wonder. If anyone in my family had had ANY connection with the KKK or any other racist organization, I would never have been hired as a professional student at an Ivy League university. 

So, HOW THE FUCK did Saussy get in? 

Rest in hell, insane KKK conspiracy theorist;

water-color painter of paper bags;

convicted tax evader;

fugitive bum for 10+ years;



Saussy is just worthless white trash from redneck Tennessee. 

He has made it his business to harass, slander and abuse graduate students, so he can create a diversion and cover-up his extra-marital affair with a Russian hose who was also his dissertation advisee! 

That isn’t just cheating — that’s a record-breaking academic and financial fraud! 

Saussy was supposed to direct Stupidieva’s “academic research” and dissertation, but he actually wrote that bullshit, and pestered each and everyone in the business to come up with a tenure track for her, in a bogus field such as “film studies and comparative literature,” at a time when not even Albert Einstein would be able find one! 

No conflict of interest there, absolutely. 

He just needed the money pay alimony to his ex-wife. 

The “Body of Christ” is a very paradoxical subject for a couple of drunken cheats like Saussy and Solovieva.

And it took him no less than TWELVE YEARS to publish a small part of it! 

Why was it even passed, then, by 3 personal friends of Saussy’s?  

Woah, there’s a entire bottle of cheap wine in that glass! 

Olga Solovieva, Victor Fan and Haun Saussy taking the pic.

One, two, three… that’s a B movie — a horror movie!!!   


I wonder how they fuck him. 

Maybe in a manwich, with Solovieva on top using a strap-on? 

Or the two guys sucking each other’s filth in a 69…

and Solovieva fucking her drunken husband in the shit?  




Or maybe…  


When the shit hits the fan! 🙂

Victor Fan is a trashy old drunkard who pretends to be a woman. 

And in his delusion, he’s absolutely convinced to be healthy, sane and attractive… 


But if the entire human race suffered from his same mental illness & pathological delusion, 

we would all go extinct in less than 70 years.  


Fan is an adjunct who gets hired and fired every year.

As soon as the next economic crisis kicks in, he’ll be one of the first to get fired.  

And what will he do, since he doesn’t have a fucking dime? 


And after all that INSANITY an CORRUPTION, 

HOW ON EARTH can that hypocrite be tolerated when he accuses anyone else? 


Haun Saussy’s castration complex has a name, and it’s called Yu-Lin Wang 🙂  

Links to my article, Court Documents for Solovieva, Saussy and Wang:




Nicki Minaj, Lookin’ Ass Niggas 

“Look at y’all, can’t get a job, so you plottin’ how to rob ass niggas.”


Fucking Saussy cannot identify any “methodology” or “subject matter” for comparative literature. But this doesn’t say anything about the discipline itself, only the way he misrepresents it based on the sort of ignorant plagiarist he is. Saussy has been projecting his sick, empty, ignorant mind onto an entire discipline for too many years.  


Should comparative literature really be like “the virtue of Zen emptiness,” as he foolishly claims? 

Of course not, that’s an academic & financial fraud. 

Without any established methodology, how can anyone censor anyone else’s academic research and writing? 

There are ZERO African Americans and ZERO Italian Americans in comp.lit  

It’s KKK-friendly, like Tupper Saussy.  

The dogs involved in this scam are academic plagiarist and fraudsters who cause an incalculable damage to the education system, not only in this country but also in Europe. 

On the one hand, they make up stories and forge “undeniable” evidence to eliminate anybody who speaks up to denounce their crimes, in particular sex harassment and abuse of students and teaching staff, work exploitation, extortion and blackmailing.  

And on the other, they support all their worthless and ignorant “friends,” like the deceased Sam See, with whom they have a pact of non-belligerence and mutual protection, i.e. they don’t rat on each other’s ignorance, financial frauds and sex abuses. 

So, if someone needs a cover-up for something illegal he’s doing…

For instance, with his dissertation advisee in 2005 or 2006…  

In this way, they try to keep the scam going as long as possible. 

And in corrupt places like Yale, this only adds insult to injury when you consider that 99% of the teaching personnel don’t even have a Yale degree, but come from lesser universities in the United States like Cornell, Notre Dame or Chicago. 

So, do they become more competent when they’re hired? Of course not — same crap as before. 

And at the same time, the best scholars in English Lit are always employed somewhere else, e.g. the U.K. or Berkeley.   


 So much for all the ignorant, envious rednecks who use PERSONAL CONNECTIONS and NETWORKING to slander and character-assassinate other people and their entire families, exactly like the MOB. What goes around, comes around. Every human being must face death, and they will not escape justice. 

If that hypocrite truly believes in the Divine Justice and Retribution he feels entitled to practice toward other human beings — without being a bishop himself, in fact, quite the opposite of that — then he should never forget that human life is full of unforeseen circumstances and acts of God. 

Especially since he has a perfect example of INSANITY in his father, Tupper Saussy, who blatantly suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and was convinced that the government was PERSECUTING him through taxation, which eventually led to his trial, condemnation and incarceration. 

Paranoia, schizophrenia and jail? A deranged and deeply disturbed individual who befriended and tried to exculpate the MURDERER of Martin Luther King, Leader of the Civil Rights Movement?? But that’s an excellent DNA!!!    

And speaking of Divine Justice, many physical and mental illness may befall you, especially since they’re already in your DNA, before you reach your final destination 6 feet under: 


Caleb Powell Haun was Saussy’s maternal grandfather, who died at 59 (1904-1963). 

They usually have a short life. 

Until very recently, self-professed “sex historians” like Richard Maxwell — Katie Trumpener’s partner, who died of BRAIN CANCER in 2010, aged 61 — had to place special orders at their academic libraries, like Yale’s Sterling Memorial, in order to have access to all types of porn. 

ALL types of porn are available at Sterling Memorial, both legal and illegal, meaning child porn. I can’t believe that the federal government isn’t interested in what’s been going on. And in my opinion, many people involved with all that CRAP should go to jail and remain there for a long, long time.  

For sick and deranged individuals like Richard Maxwell, Haun Saussy, Katie Trumpener, Sam See, Moira BDSM Fradinger, etc., researching “sex history” has always been a way to cover up their mental illnesses, depressions, strokes, brain cancers, alcoholism, drug addictions, HIV and sexual perversions — while at the same time still making money off of them. 

Sam See was a meth junkie bitch who committed suicide in jail. 

That’s how FEDERAL FUNDING as well as YOUR HIGH TUITION FEES have been wasted for years to foster the “progress” of the “humanities,” yeah right. But now that you can find everything online, both private and public money can be saved for other “cultural initiatives”…