Category: academia

Almost 400,000 views for my last article, thank you!

On Election Day, November 6, I finished editing my article, Court Documents for Solovieva, Saussy and Wang. It was a humongous success: the Firewall stats show that the average human views (no bots) were ca. 390,000 from more than 60 countries around the

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  • 8th Nov, 2018

Court Documents for Solovieva, Saussy and Wang

I finished editing this article today, November 6, Election Day, so you may want to recheck it for more info. It was a big success: my Firewall tells me that the average human views (no bots) were ca. 390,000 from more

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  • 15th Oct, 2018

Dr Robert Zimmer @ Chicago

Millions of people have been reading my satirical articles over the years, and I’m happy to have helped quite a few of them uncover academic crimes, corruption and hypocrisy, and to take the right decisions regarding academia, either for themselves or

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  • 16th Sep, 2018

Feedback from My Students

Feedback from my students at Yale & Sacred Heart University in Fairfield, Connecticut, USA  Fun, love, typos and all 🙂 These kids are hilarious, they just crack me up! 🙂 🙂 🙂   === This is an image, or metaphor, for all

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  • 22nd Aug, 2018

The Social Media Scam

      How many people envy and hate others because they have never looked good — even for just one day — in their whole fucking life?  Nevertheless, they are very narcissistic and delusional when it comes to promoting their

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  • 25th Jun, 2018

Goethe

I work on my pieces and edit them for weeks, sometimes for years.  Just live with it.  Faust, Urfaust and Spaetfaust.    Enjoy the following video:   Globe Theater production of Marlowe’s Doctor Faustus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g7t2AXvx4o This other Doctor Faustus from Wittenberg, instead, is

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  • 13th May, 2018

The miracles of compound interest

A metaphor for his life: they tried to screw him over, but he won a Nobel anyway 😉  According to Einstein, “Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. He who understands it, earns it. He who doesn’t, pays it.” He

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  • 6th May, 2018

michelle wolf, stupid white trash

Michelle Wolf’s jokes bombed so badly that it was actually painful to watch.  What a stupid cunt! Look at people’s faces upon delivery, at 1:03 – 1:05), a mix of anger, disappointment and embarrassment. The third guy on our right, especially, seems

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  • 30th Apr, 2018

Why does Yale endorse my academic satire?

Yale endorses my websites admitting that there are no jobs in the humanities.   Here’s my honest girlfriend, Pam Schirmeister: “What we’re seeing is that students on graduation are not getting tenure-track jobs. They’re getting a one-year job here. They’re getting a

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  • 11th Apr, 2018

John Bishop

      How to spot and avoid decrepit old people, who are both envious and mentally ill:   They never admit their own weaknesses. They never compliment you on your successes.  They never recognize other people’s talents.  They slander other

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  • 11th Apr, 2018