Category: academia

Goethe

I work on my pieces and edit them for weeks, sometimes for years.  Just live with it.  Faust, Urfaust and Spaetfaust.    Enjoy the following video:   Globe Theater production of Marlowe’s Doctor Faustus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g7t2AXvx4o This other Doctor Faustus from Wittenberg, instead, is

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The miracles of compound interest

A metaphor for his life: they tried to screw him over, but he won a Nobel anyway 😉  According to Einstein, “Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. He who understands it, earns it. He who doesn’t, pays it.” He

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michelle wolf, stupid white trash

Michelle Wolf’s jokes bombed so badly that it was actually painful to watch.  What a stupid cunt! Look at people’s faces upon delivery, at 1:03 – 1:05), a mix of anger, disappointment and embarrassment. The third guy on our right, especially, seems

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Why does Yale endorse my academic satire?

Yale endorses my websites admitting that there are no jobs in the humanities.   Here’s my honest girlfriend, Pam Schirmeister: “What we’re seeing is that students on graduation are not getting tenure-track jobs. They’re getting a one-year job here. They’re getting a

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John Bishop

      How to spot and avoid decrepit old people, who are both envious and mentally ill:   They never admit their own weaknesses. They never compliment you on your successes.  They never recognize other people’s talents.  They slander other

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Let’s celebrate 200,000 views a day!

Why don’t you put this great pix on your Vita, you buttfuck?  It’s official: I started my sites of ACADEMIC SATIRE 5 years ago and my stats indicate 200,000 human VIEWS (not robots) EVERY DAY  from 46 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES in

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The Russian conspiracy theory

Two Russian comedians’ phone prank against U.S. Rep Adam Schiff Even though American universities have been filled with Communist parasites such as Moira Fradinger and Katie Trumpener at least since the late Sixties, here we are, having to listen to

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Antivirus Antihacker

  *** ANTI-VIRUS / ANTI-HACKER Why don’t you hack this academic satire up your old ass, Saussy?    *** Rest in Peace: no one is above the Satirical Law. Why don’t you get a culture and learn something about the tradition of European

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Chapter III, Hamlet: the “Imperial Theme”

My scholarship on Shakespeare, Joyce, Dante and Leonardo da Vinci is copyrighted at the Library of Congress. If you do not quote and acknowledge your sources, you are an academic fraud and a criminal stealing the work of real scholars.  *** My dissertation

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Chapter I, Shakespeare’s Historical Background

My scholarship on Shakespeare, Joyce, Dante and Leonardo da Vinci is copyrighted at the Library of Congress. If you do not quote and acknowledge your sources, you are an academic fraud and a criminal stealing the work of real scholars.  *** My dissertation

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