Category: satire

John Bishop

      How to spot and avoid decrepit old people, who are both envious and mentally ill:   They never admit their own weaknesses. They never compliment you on your successes.  They never recognize other people’s talents.  They slander other

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Let’s celebrate 200,000 views a day!

Why don’t you put this great pix on your Vita, you buttfuck?  It’s official: I started my sites of ACADEMIC SATIRE 5 years ago and my stats indicate 200,000 human VIEWS (not robots) EVERY DAY  from 46 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES in

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The Russian conspiracy theory

Two Russian comedians’ phone prank against U.S. Rep Adam Schiff Even though American universities have been filled with Communist parasites such as Moira Fradinger and Katie Trumpener at least since the late Sixties, here we are, having to listen to

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Antivirus Antihacker

  *** ANTI-VIRUS / ANTI-HACKER Why don’t you hack this academic satire up your old ass, Saussy?    *** Rest in Peace: no one is above the Satirical Law. Why don’t you get a culture and learn something about the tradition of European

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The Perfect Gentleman

 Pam’s looking for a husband, so I signed up on PLR and gave my best advice: http://www.chazandajinthemorning.com/    “Hi Pam, I joined the club today to leave you my comment. You’re really pretty, so I think you’ll find your prince charming! But

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The horror, the horror… Part II

  Miss Yu-Lin Wang in her prime…  … many, many years ago. This year, 2017, she’s 58… …and she doesn’t look exactly like Halle Berry, let’s say :)) Let’s zoom in… Notice the hairline receding to the middle of her empty head. Trying

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The Islamist feminists

MOTHERFUCKING BITCHES Without a referendum they bypass the border into Italy, France and Germany,  abuse our democracy and our social services — free healthcare, free schools, free speech, free elections in a free democracy — that took thousands of years to establish, AND THEN they want

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The horror, the horror… Part I

HOME OF THE FREAKS, LAND OF THE INSANE This is Haun Saussy’s white-trash sister down in redneck Tennessee,  going around yelling that she can smoke pot because she has a deal with her physician 😉  Excuse me?   No one can smoke pot on

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The fraud of uncertified translation

CERTIFIED TRANSLATIONS, CERTIFIED TRANSLATORS. There’s a big academic (and financial) fraud connected to the world of translation, consecutive interpretation, language teaching and comparative literature, i.e. world literature in English translation. Let’s be clear: you are NOT a certified translator if you studied at

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